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"I’d like to hear the entire conversation.
“They haven’t got any bread”
“Let them eat cake!”
“They haven’t got any cake either.”
“Oh. I understand. This is a problem, I’ll talk to the ministers right away."

— David Mitchell, I’ve missed your angry logic.

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"4998 people who didn’t bring food: “[We don’t have to bring food]. Jesus will magic us up some grub”
David Mitchell: “No. One day Jesus will get crucified, and then what’re you going to eat?"
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"Well, I hope when I go mad that someone pretends I’m in charge of a large country and gives me lots of things to sign, rather than just sedates me and sticks me in front of a window."

— David Mitchell

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Isn’t he just adorable in his school robes? Awww…

Isn’t he just adorable in his school robes? Awww…

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David Mitchell is adorable. Adorable and frightening.

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Whenever I don’t know the answer to something, I’m now just going to say a variation of “I’ve cooked my own spleen”

Thanks, Eddie and David.

(Probably Eddie, it seems like an Eddie Izzard thing to say)

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Also, someone needs to explain to me the concept of “vaguely” following someone around? how do you vaguely follow someone? David, you’re just making up ridiculous things that don’t even make sense now, aren’t you?

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David Mitchell with a beard is just too darn cute.

David Mitchell with a beard is just too darn cute.

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silverrock:

You and me both David… you and me both

I’m wondering whether this means so that you have a constantly replenishing source of garlic bread, so should you ever want to eat garlic bread, there would be garlic bread for you to eat, OR if it means that you just want a sort of “garlic bread pal” that follows and or stalks you around all the time.

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